[The following is a story collaboration between me and my good friend and writing partner Hero Smasher from 2010]

Henry was a nerd in High School. He had no friends and was shunned by most of his classmates. But Henry excelled in Chemistry. His only saving grace was Josephine Cirmia. They grew up together just a few houses down on the same street. When all the kids were outside playing Henry was always sitting on his porch playing by himself. It was always Josephine who invited him to play and get to know the other kids. Josephine was fun and popular while Henry was shy and quiet. Lucky for Henry when he entered High School his only friend Josephine continued being kind and invited him to lunch and after school activities.

Throughout  High School Josephine made sure to include Henry as much as she could. When Josephine was around nobody bothered Henry. No guys wanted to have hot Josephine mad at them so the “cool kids” always treated Henry good when she was around. But when she wasn’t around Henry was bullied badly. Josephine’s friends hated Henry, but she insisted Henry be included because he was a good kid and just a little shy. They tolerated Henry but never told Josephine how much they disliked him. Josephine knew, but she was loyal to her friends, even the unpopular ones. Henry began to develop feelings for Josephine through High School.

Henry ended up going to DCU and there Josephine was still friendly to him. He was a stand out in Chemistry and biology, earning a full ride scholarship and many awards. All the academic accolades never helped Henry with the girls however and this frustrated him greatly. The only girl who would even talk to him was Josephine and she was the hottest girl at  DCU so he felt very possessive of her.

Josephine was walking across the campus to her next class with Sofia. Sofia turns to Josephine and asks

“Josie, isn’t that Henry with those football players?”

Josephine looked over and saw Henry getting tripped by a few jocks. Henry kept trying to pick up his books while the jocks kept slapping them out of his arms. Enraged Josephine walked over to the jocks…

“Hey! leave him alone! Why don’t you gorillas act your age!”

The jocks looked over liking what they were looking at. Josephine wore a black skirt with tan pantyhose, black boots and a tight T shirt. Sofia wore tight jeans and a fitted T with white sneakers.

“Hey baby we’re just having fun with our buddy Albert here…it’s okay sexy…”

“His name’s Henry and it’s NOT okay!” Josephine shouted.

“Okay okay, we’ll leave him alone baby….you and your Latina friend wanna hang out with us for a while?”

“Come on Henry, we have a date at the coffee shop.” Josephine said as Henry walked over, books falling out of his arms.

The jocks started walking away. “Good thing your sister came to bail you out nerd!”

“Her name’s Josephine and she’s my best friend!!!” Henry shouted as the jocks snickered and whispered under their breathe “loser”.

That night Josephine invited her childhood friend Henry to her apartment to watch Monday Night Football with her and Sofia. These were the only nights that Henry ever got to leave his dorm room because he had no friends. He decided tonight was the night he was finally going to ask Josephine to be his girlfriend.

“Why not? she likes me, she definitely likes me. Why else would she pay so much attention to me? She must want me to ask her out. I’m doing it! I’m gonna finally ask Josephine to be my steady girlfriend!” He dreamed of how she was going to kiss him and let him touch her boobs. He started getting hard thinking of Josephine which was nothing new. He had masturbated to Josephine incessantly. Second to Josephine was Superwoman. He had pictures of Superwoman all over his dorm room. He followed her news stories religiously. Josephine and Superwoman was Henry’s ultimate combination of a perfect girlfriend. If he only knew the truth…

The three of them sat in the living room watching the game. Sofia went to bed early because of an exam she had early in the morning. Henry saw this as his opportunity to make his move….

“umm…h..hey Jo…umm…you doin something on Friday night?”

“I don’t know Henry, it’s usually pretty busy in the city on Friday Nights…I mean, alot of parties and stuff”

“Ohh…umm.. well I was thinking maybe…umm.. we could do something together….”

“Sure Henry, you name it and if I’m not too busy we’ll do something.”

“I was thinking we should do it like a boyfriend and girlfriend date thing.”

“What? Henry are you asking me out?”

“No….ummm…well…yeah I am. It’s about time we finally did this.” Henry said as he leaned in to kiss Josephine.

Josephine moved out of the way and stood up from the couch. “Henry! No! I’m sorry I didn’t know you felt this way. I don’t have those kind of feelings for you.”

“What? How can you not love me!? You always treat me good! You always talk to me. If you didn’t want to be my girlfriend you shouldn’t have led me on all these years!”

“Henry we’re friends, I want to be your friend. I’m sorry if you think I led you on, but maybe we can forget this happened?”

“NO! You’re just like all the other girls! You think you’re better than me! You probably make fun of me too! All you girls should pay for making guys like me feel so puny! I HATE you Josephine! I HATE all women!!” Henry ran out of the apartment crying….

Josephine chased after him but he ignored her. He never talked to Josephine again, ignoring her around campus. Months went by….

Henry sat in his dorm room watching the news. He had torn down all the pictures of Superwoman he had. He hated Superwoman too because he figured she was another snobby girl who thought she was better than him. On his TV a news reporter gushed over Superwoman and another crime she stopped….

“Superwoman pfft! I bet if somebody put Superwoman in her place and showed everyone then they’d see she’s just another snobby bitch!….I bet I could defeat Superwoman…..I bet I could use my brain to capture Superwoman and humiliate her. Then these women would all know their champion is a pathetic weak woman!”

In a dark room in his dorm Henry spent day and night working on a formula that would defeat Superwoman properly. He was consumed with every rumor of Superwoman’s possible weaknesses and used his superior intellect to deduce the best way to defeat his prey. With a respirator and rubber gloves Henry poured his chemical into a hollow bullet with a glass tip. He loaded the bullet into the last chamber of a 6 shot revolver. He put on a black spandex costume he sewed himself with a full black mask….

“Now Superwoman, you do battle with The Black Mask!”

Henry had studied Superwoman to the point where he was able to recognize a pattern to her nightly patrols. He could accurately guess where she would be patrolling on a given night. Henry picked an old storage warehouse with little security. He walked around the store room and left the gate open with the chain broken off. He also left a flashlight on the ground still shining light. It wasn’t long before Superwoman took notice….just as Black Mask had intended.

Black Mask was rummaging through the storage house when he heard a woman clearing her throat to get his attention.

“A little late to be taking your stuff out of storage don’t you think?”

Black Mask slowly turned around and saw the most beautiful woman he had ever laid his eyes on. Superwoman stood in her power stance with the fluorescent light shimmering subtle sparkles from her sexy nylon armored legs. Her red spandex briefs with black belt and shiny red gem breaking the line with bare toned abs to her red spandex bra top.

“I’ve been expecting you Superwoman! I am Black Mask!”

“You’re ridiculous and you’re going to jail tonight”

Black Mask pulled out his revolver….

“A gun? Really? I’m Superwoman, bullets can’t hurt me. Maybe you should have done your homework.”

Black Mask shot off 5 rounds at the unflinching superheroine in red. All 5 bullets bounced off her impressive body.

“Only 1 left Black Mask. Better make it count.” She said with a cocky grin.

“Oh don’t worry Superwoman, It’ll count!”

**BLAM!!!**

As the bullet hit Superwoman it shattered off her chest and the chemical mixing with the air created a smoke that instantly filled the unsuspecting Superwoman’s lungs!

“UGH!….*cough*….what?….uhhh…..” Superwoman fell to her knees amid the smoke. She instantly felt dizzy, sleepy and weak….

Black Mask smiled behind his mask as a noticable bulge protruded from his crotch at the sight of the weakening Superwoman.

Superwoman slumped to her hands trying to stay off the ground….

Henry couldn’t believe this was happening. His heart started pounding out of his chest with excitement. The most powerful woman in the world is on her knees because of something he planned! He was going to defeat Superwoman!!!!

Black Mask walked over and grabbed a handful of the back of Superwoman’s hair, pulling her head up along with her body as she was still on her knees….

“Like my toxin Superwoman? Don’t worry about me, my mask has a built in respirator. It’s a combination of knock out gas and muscle relaxer. That small dose I gave you was enough to put a whole herd of elephants to sleep. I figured you’d be out like a light by now, but you seem pretty resilient. Too bad the muscle relaxers are keeping you from using your perfectly toned body…”

Black Mask put his foot on Superwoman’s left front shoulder and shoved her back against the wall. Superwoman tried to pull his foot off but her weak arm just slid off his black converse sneaker.

“Looks like you’re going to need one more bullet Superwoman.” Black Mask said as he loaded his revolver with another bullet…

“Remember just a few minutes ago you said…what was it?….oh yeah, “A gun? Really? I’m Superwoman, bullets can’t hurt me.”…Well I’d say that last bullet hurt you pretty bad. I can’t wait to see what this one does!”

Superwoman put her hand in front of her to block the shot, but Black Mask slapped it out of the way like a sheet of paper. “Sleep tight Superwoman! You’ve just been defeated by Black Mask!”

Weakly Superwoman replied….”noooo”

***BLAM!!!!***

The gas covered Superwoman as Black Mask felt all the resistance leave his foot. When the gas cleared Superwoman was knocked out. He pulled his foot off and the Most Powerful woman in the world, The invincible Superwoman, slumped down and crashed unconscious onto her left side….

Black Mask had no idea how thrilling it was going to feel defeating Superwoman. He took off his black glove and started tracing Superwoman’s shimmering nyloned ass with his palm. He raised her arm and watched it drop to the ground limp. He put a medical mask on her face with a constant supply of the gas to fill her helpless lungs. He shuttered suddenly then realized he had just came in his spandex pants. He wanted to masturbate all over her legs, but knew he had to get her to his lair so he could humiliate her on camera and finish his plan!